What Would You Like?

Dorothy and Toto
Went shopping today
They’re shopping a script for
Another new play
Dorothy had moved from
Kansas to Hollywood
Toto was working
As a TV dog
Do Re Mi Fa, Sol La Ti Da
‘What would you like from the people today?’
She told me that was the name of the new play,
‘What would you like from the people today?’
She wishes they could all be happy
She wishes they could all be happy
She wishes they could all be happy

Several directors
Were ‘sneaking a peek’
Several reporters
Already taking a ‘leak’
Here come the agents,
They’ll push it along
Until the footlights
And the little catfights
Re Mi Fa, Sol La Ti Da
‘What would you like from the people today?’
She told me that was the name of the new play,
‘What would you like from the people today?’
She wishes they could all be happy
She wishes they could all be happy
She wishes they could all be happy

Dorothy and Toto
Live in Beverly Hills
Accountants are fighting
Over paying her bills
She’s scheduled appointments
For fixing her nose
She can afford it
‘cause now she’s rolling in
Dough Re Mi Fa, Sol La Ti Da
‘What would you like from the people today?’
She told me that was the name of the new play,
‘What would you like from the people today?’
She wishes they could all be happy
She wishes they could all be happy
She wishes they could all be happy!