Azerbaijan

If you go to Azerbaijan
leave your tentacles on
or things will get sticky
If you go to Azerbaijan
go by catamaran
in case it gets fishy
O how can I forget you
Azerbaijan?
O how can I forget you
Azerbaijan?

If you go to Azerbaijan
leave your pajamas on
and try to look busy
If you find yourself in a house
don’t get caught like a mouse
for taking the mickey

Your daisies make me crazy
Azerbaijan
O how can I forget you
Azerbaijan?

If you go to Azerbaijan
leave your ZOOATHALON
and travel much better
If you come to fork in the road
look for big salad bowl
the grass is much wetter!
Your waves have saved my days
Azerbaijan
O how can I forget you
Azerbaijan?

If you go to Azerbaijan
leave your ski goggles on
so you can look silly!
If you go to Azerbaijan
and they ask where you are from
just say you’re from Philly!
If you go to Azerbaijan
show yourself as a man
and don’t be a sissy!
If you go to Azerbaijan
don’t think you’re in Iran
or they will get hissy