Big Baby

You’re such a big baby
a big baby a big baby
You’re such a big baby
a big baby a big baby

half of us are on crack
the other half on prozac
our sanity’s out of whack
but I’ve got your back
eat well, sleep long
and gather your wits along
until you can write the songs
and stand on your own
‘cause

You’re such a big baby
a big baby a big baby
You’re such a big baby
a big baby a big baby

laugh laugh
clear path
life is more than the math
and if you take a bath
don’t go down the drain
the reindeer’s
pain dear
keeps it from flying near
but it will soon be here
if you feel the same
‘cause

You’re such a big baby
a big baby a big baby
You’re such a big baby
a big baby a big baby

BIG UP!
Dig up
all of the silver cups
hidden beneath the roots
of your family tree
STAND UP!
Chin up
and use your head a lot
and you can write the plot
of your history
‘cause

You’re such a big baby
a big baby a big baby
You’re such a big baby
a big baby a big baby