The Quarterback Song

This is the quarterback song
and this will not take very long
so listen rookie so we can agree
that you blew the PASS PROTECTION
you were drafted at number one
and concussions are never fun
so do the job you’re paid to get done
‘cause you blew the PASS PROTECTION
‘cause you blew the PASS PROTECTION!

4 out of 5 doctors agree
I’ve had too much surgery
and I’m last years league MVP
so don’t blow the PASS PROTECTION
Linebacker came on a blitz
and hit you like you was his bitch
I’m not here for vivisection
so don’t blow the PASS PROTECTION
so don’t blow the PASS PROTECTION!

My signals are very clear
even your mama can hear
crowd noise can be a distraction
but don’t blow the PASS PROTECTION
6’5, and 336
don’t fall for amateur tricks
if we don’t win, we don’t get in
so don’t blow the PASS PROTECTION
so don’t blow the PASS PROTECTION!