Writings: FURTHER ADVENTURES IN ABSTRACT PHYSICS!

 

W. MARMOSET YARN in conjunction with the Army Corps of Engineers presents on behalf of ‘Shoot First & Ask Christian Slater’ Productions: FURTHER ADVENTURES IN ABSTRACT PHYSICS!

We Remind You, that while still bound by ZUGEBRIAN LAW, ‘WHAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING IS ENTIRELY The Figment of your Imagination of which you agree to take full responsibility.

We Insist On Asserting That We Were Never Here.

ENJOY!

Co-Edited by S.Pinell (“And Yes It Has Been”) & Aaron Water.

Dedicated To Our Accountant WILL BARROW & Our Favorite Philosopher ROUGHNED ROUGHAUSEN.


We Ask Your Caution since at this time, the Church Of Abstract Physics is a society so secret, that not only do the other members not know one another, but neither do they yet know that they themselves are members.

And There Is Nothing like LOGIC to Confuse things.

Conveyance is the law until the blueprint becomes more fluid & less concrete.

IF ANY OF THIS MAKES SENSE TO YOU, then please feel free to ignore it.

What Makes Sense To A Fool Makes Sense To Two Fools As Well,

Which is why it is so wonderful that we are here together!

Any further questions are to be addressed to Mr. Rhett Oracle,

Our friend at the 100% Scottish Virgin Wool Society.

For deeper inquiries please contact the STATE DEPT. And ask to speak with ‘Raoul’,

He is our contact there.

Thank you!


NEWS FROM THE BIPOLAR REGIONS:

The Roots of BIPOLARISM begins in earnest in our childhood as we learn to negotiate the vast chasm that exists between TELLING THE TRUTH & Giving THE RIGHT ANSWER.

We discover quite early on that while THE TRUTH MAY SET YOU FREE,

 

THE RIGHT ANSWER will more than likely

save your ass.

 

The ‘TRUTH’ is tricky business & is almost entirely political, quite expensive & a bitch to the mercy of timing. But the ‘Right Answer’ almost always prevails.


Who Turns The Spade Turns The Wheel Of Time.

A word to the wisenheimers is sufficient.


SO MUCH OF OUR YOUTH

Is wasted apologizing for it.


CENSORSHIP takes many forms & most of it cowardly.

The difference between manners & political correctness

Is the same as the distance between clarity & corruption.

 

And in exchange for a man’s mind, we offer him PHILOSOPHY

Instead, which by the way is only as stable as the bullets being fired at it.


The Courtesy Of Death Is That it Removes Us From What is Killing Us.

 

Death Rides with Mercy & A Silver Chain our Golden Souls to Claim.

And if it Knows your Pain, it Never Needs to Know your Name

You are on the Syllabus, Scratched by Fury just the Same.

Though, if it comes at me early, it will be pulling out lame.

 

This is a poem.

These are my seeds

& This Is How I sow ‘em.

 

Roasted By Irony

&

Toasted While Crying Out,

“Byron”, He.


Fantasia:

A STEAKHOUSE, tongue in cheek

Places a sign in the window announcing:

‘We Don’t Serve Vegetarians!’

And then got sued by a Vegetarian group citing discrimination.


FOLLOW THE BOUNCING BALL,

Until You Can Get It To Follow You.

And if it stops bouncing, just kick it until it does!


YOU WILL NEVER HAVE IT UNLESS YOU TAKE IT.


IT ISN’T YOURS UNTIL YOU DECIDE IT IS.

Until then, it’s a dream.


I am thinking of converting to Judaism when I retire so that I can have something to fall back on.


What I find agreeable about Catholicism is that they don’t ask too many questions, which fits my situation pretty well.

 

I prefer religions that keep the questions to a minimum.

Once we become free of systems, we can then start using them.


THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF DISEASE & MADNESS in our society is listening to disease and madness & absorbing it as truth.

And all of us are affected because we are all fish swimming in the same waters.

 

WE BECOME WHAT WE ABSORB.

And what we are fed, its meal WE become also.

 

And this is why IGNORANCE IS not only BLISS, but also a survival technique.

The perpetual shock of the banal can be quite devastating to the nervous system to say the least.

 

What else can we expect to but shaky fish in shaky times swimming with sharks in shocked seas? While far from the sandy shores.


The Most Natural & Popular Form of Death is CONFORMITY, the slow death of & by consensus. With each act of conformity for its own sake, another road to paradise is washed away with silent tears. The ones that form in the dark & hide behind the ears.


Sadly, it remains true that in a ‘Free Democratic Society’, men of color in control of their own destiny is still viewed as a radical act of political provocation.  

 

But Hey, you gotta have your dragons to fight

Or you lose your touch as a knight!

 

And We Are Each Of Any Color Given Our Cross To Bear Regardless of Our Claim.


A ‘REPUTATION’ is only an asset for as long as you never need it.

Relying on it risks devaluing it.


WHAT CANNOT BE KILLED IS BEST PROMOTED.


EVEN A CROWN ENCRUSTED WITH JEWELS

Must Still Be Worn As A Crown Of Thorns.

And every crown is likewise a cross to bear.


LOOK TO REBEL AGAINST EVERYTHING THAT LOOKS

To Take Advantage OF & Not WITH You.

It is an honor to resist bad manners & form.

The roots of advantage are labor and thus will it always be.


The willingness to accept oppression produces more of it.

The willingness to allow others to define you also defines the limits of your game.

The answers that you are looking for are never outside of you.

 

Our VISION is our passport to the world and who can be convinced that they are not ready

Proves That They Are Not.

 

No One Is Going To Give It To You.

 

AND THAT IS THE GOOD NEWS!

Because if they could give it to you, then it isn’t yours.


We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming, our NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Mini-series ‘THE TWO FACIAL EXPRESSIONS OF HARRISON FORD*’.

Another proud offering from our good friends at ‘Shoot First & Ask Christian Slater’

Productions.


One Man’s Progress Is Another Man’s Overkill. Proceed lightly, but do proceed, if not sprightly.


*In the interest of ‘fairness’ representatives of Harrison Ford replied emphatically in response to the airing of the Netflix programs that were written by MAC BLAND & PETE SWICKLES

& Directed by Sylvester Stallone;

 

“Mr. Harrison feels confident that his body of work reveals that he is when required

capable of providing more than just the 2 ‘facial expressions’ of which you saw fit to base an ENTIRE mini-series around, which may have very well been a vast waste of programming expenditure.

 

Our client is content to allow his place in film history to put to rest any concerns validating his process. His incredible box office success speaks for itself.”

 

We at the network certainly stand by Mr. Harrison’s right to his opinion.


By & Large AVOID MOVEMENTS THAT PROMOTE & ROMANTICIZE STRUGGLE. Struggle is a pain in the ass. Struggle to remove yourselves from struggle, the best use of which struggle is put.

Struggle for the sake of it favors its own momentum and continuance.

From whatever a thing is created, once it comes into existence, it tends towards remaining

& will do what it takes to hold onto its place.


LIBERATION MUST BE SEIZED & cannot be negotiated.

 

Negotiating liberty only illustrates what little liberty we have to begin with.

LIBERTY IS A PERSONAL ROAD & cannot be found in groups or consensus.

It can only be CONTAINED in groups, which may bring comfort & safety but not much liberty. 

 

If You Are Talking to Someone Else About Your Liberty, then by extension you are talking to the Wrong Person.

 

And there are no Group Discounts to Paradise.


The Church Of Abstract Physics is ready to nominate RICK SPRINGFIELD as statue worthy.

He is probably close to 70 and looks like he’s 17 going on 12. He must KNOW SOMETHING!


A GREAT SPIRITUAL BREAKTHROUGH ARRIVES FOR US THE DAY WE FINALLY STOP SEARCHING FOR THE TRUTH & Begin Looking For Pleasures & Comforts instead.

 

The truth can be ephemeral and partisan, and as with many things, Chasing It Turns Out To Be Far More Exciting Than What You Find When You Catch It.

 

In any event, what is most true for us cannot be avoided. Relax & let it come for you.

 

The ‘Truth’ is the WHITE RABBIT leading us deeper into the hole, until we are ready to come out of the woods. Being chased allows it to get its game on while keeping us from ours.


Every Man Who Has Ever Loved A Woman Makes A Deal With The Devil.

And usually to the Devil’s Great Advantage.

 

The price of loving a woman is that the devil usually gets the better end of the deal.


Our Next ‘LIBRERIA DYSLEXIA’ Release!

A New Re-Mix of John Lennon’s Immortal Ode to Peace:

‘Give Chief Some Pants’.

Available Soon!

 

Also available soon, the Libraria Dyslexia Archive Re-Release of

The Beatles Early Classic ‘You Shove Her’*

 

*Original Title: ‘She Loves You’.


A WEL RUN ‘PSYCHOPS’ is designed so that the person seeing it will appear insane for seeing it which is a part of its design protection and insulation from being exposed.

The language and rules of engagement utilized as part of the Psychological Operations uses the targets’ programming and coding as tools of harassment and containment.

 

The risk is in always being labeled crazy for seeing how crazy shit is.


The will to be more produces more will to be more.


We Win the Respect Most of those We Avoid Needing.


THERE IS NO FAIR,

There is only HOW MUCH YOU WANT IT.

 

Where YOU are standing Is The Starting Line, forget where OTHERS are standing.

We are all standing where we need to be regardless of how things may appear.

 

And there are no handicaps, only challenges suited to those capable of them.

There are NO Advantages only Compensations. 

 

I learned as a young BOXER that when at all possible it was NEVER WISE TO LEAVE TO OTHERS WHAT YOU CAN DETERMINE FOR YOURSELF INSTEAD.

Never LEAVE THE DECISION UP TO THE JUDGES if the decision can be delivered from your hands.

 

Don’t Expect Life To Be Fair.

Expect it to be what it is

& Take What You Need from it.


A Man’s Life is Easily Diminished by Too Many Questions.

And Diluted by Too Many Answers.

ATTITUDE RULES THE WORLD, and is superior to systems.

And finding answers is less time consuming than chasing questions.


We suffer beneath the weight of others if their regard for us is not as high as our own.


THE POINT WHERE WE BECOME RECKLESS is

THE POINT Where We Begin To Lose Faith

In Our Power to Create the Life We Dream.

For certain desperation makes fools of us all.


CIVILIZATION IS ORGANIZATION.

Organization Is Our Highest Form of Science.

 

Paying attention are the dues we pay for the price of evolution.


BEING FEARED IS A VALID POLICY FOR NATIONS & GOVERNMENTS

ONLY FOR AS LONG AS Men Fear Themselves.

 

Once we stop shaking, the world does & begins kneeling.


Momentum takes the most of our magic before mind & memory surrenders to anti-matter.


A LIFE SPENT GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES WINDS UP CHASING ITSELF.


TRYING TO CHANGE OLD HABITS WITH AN OLD MIND IS SUSPECT at best.

A NEW MIND Brings New Habits.


My greatest fear was never death but being forced to live someone else’s life.

Living as a false chronicle is too carbuncular for my nimbus.


In order to get closer to ensuring victory, make sure you write the rules of the game.

In what games you cannot find advantage, avoid until you can.


MID LIFE CRISIS is the time spent between awakening to the horror that no one really knows anything, to the time it takes to see the same fact as a good thing!

 

If No One Really Knows Anything, THEN YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN &

Can do what you want!

 

By far the most important thing to know in life is WHAT YOU WANT.

And the road less traveled is the one that you can make up as you go along.


 To be honest, I have never felt comfortable with ‘EQUALITY’.

I do not want to be equal to ANYONE else. I just want to be me,

In my own space being left alone to get on with it.

Equality for me simply isn’t ambitious enough a goal.

I will to dominate what situations I can and not be equal to them.


Irony is the OBVIOUS staring us in the face & laughing.

The truth being obvious, we usually have to go out of our way NOT to see it until we’re ready.


TO BE SEEN AS WHAT WE ARE NOT, WE MUST FIRST BECOME OURSELVES.

And if indeed this makes sense to you, you might want to give a call to RAOUL at the Embassy,

He’ll be waiting for your call.


Spending too much time trying to understand the nature of evil corrupts & disturbs the mind.

And understanding evil only risks making excuses for it. As often as not, who understands evil are usually evil bitches themselves.

If you do not understand evil, be grateful that you don’t.

It will either make you evil or corrupt your spirit.


Over Time A Face Begins To Reflect The Pride It Has Invested In Its Life.


Our genetics makes time travelers of us all. A shift in awareness also facilitates time travel and constitutes its most important function.

 

THE GREATER USE OF TIME TRAVEL IS IN USING IT TO ARRIVE IN THE PRESENT.


Most writers would agree that the REAL writing doesn’t usually begin until AFTER you have already written it. The WRITER doesn’t show up until after the WRITING is first safely out of the way.


The best course of attention is usually either the PATH OF THE OUTRAGEOUS or the Path of the Outstanding. Outrageous pays better & asks fewer questions, so most go there where the line is shorter.


No combination found in life or nature is more capricious & volatile than the combustible cocktail of POWER & YOUTH.

While youth may takes time to become wine, power is always a straight shot of whisky

And usually goes straight to the head if not first to the fists.


MISTAKES ARE FRESH IDEAS!

The more we make, the more we learn.

 

One Man’s ‘Mistake’ Is Another Man’s Innovation.


WATER BRINGS WISDOM & IS THE MOTHER OF CLARITY.

Human beings have no greater friend. Clean water seems commensurate with basic Christian values. Human rights include Clean Water.

It seems the least we can do to share love.


As I Have Found It, EXPECTING TO FIND YOUR OPPONENT ASLEEP PROVES THAT YOU ARE.

 

What advances can never rest.

The value of our adversaries is in keeping us awake.

Undermining the opposition gives THEM the advantage.

 

And Gains Are Gains, NEVER Give Up Gains.


NO MAN EVER RODE A HORSE TO VICTORY SITTING ON A FENCE.


Respect for boundaries is a tough lesson for children to learn and an even tougher one for parents.


WHAT MAKES A MAN IS WHAT WE THINKS,

And not how he appears.


Our consciousness is the world’s most valuable commodity & who controls it rules the world

From a blinking eye.


A life lived without regret is a life that was more observed.

 

In looking back I may have in fact come to regret that among my peers, I may have been the only one who never got to make a sex tape with Pamela Anderson.

 

And you don’t get that time back once it has gone.


TO ENSURE VICTORY, MAKE SURE YOU WRITE THE RULES OF THE GAME.

This is not déjà vu.

This is just a man repeating himself.


CHANGE FOR THE SAKE OF CHANGE IS CORRUPTION.

It is always unwise when Power yields to whimsy.

Nihilism is A Rust that Never Sleeps

& Always Looks to Take More than it is Willing to Give.


IT IS ALWAYS THE ONE WHO SEES IT WHO MUST PAY FOR IT.

As those who see nothing pay little at all until they do.

 

No wonder we see little until we are ready, because we become responsible for what we see

Once our eyes open to it.


For many of us late great master DAVID BOWIE was a hero for more than just one day.

We love him and wish him forever well!

 

He has earned his rest.

 

The world is round because people like Bowie helped to knock the corners & edges off of it.

 

The Thin White Duke indeed, though a much larger figure in the final frame.


History is underwritten not according to what is most Possible but what is most Feasible.
Expedience is the handmaiden of progress. When COLUMBUS crossed the oceans, his ships
carried as many accountants as soldiers.

Never shortchange or belittle your efforts,

The Price Is Always Great When the Reward Is.

And as We Wisely Spend & Invest our Time, We Earn.


WE PAY FOR MAKING THE WRONG CHOICES IN LIFE.

 

Though it may be that We Pay Even More For Making The Right Choices.

Either way we pay to play.


ART FOR ART’S SAKE IS A MYTH.

All Art Is Political.


All the wisdom in the world means nothing until you are ready to hear it.

And PEACE will usually not find the young because the youth have less need for it.

CHAOS is the fuel of youth’s elixir.

 

It is easier to find peace once we are exhausted of the chase for it.


The shortest distance between 2 points usually involves a doctor or a lawyer.

And 4 out of 5 physicians agree that the best time to drop a habit is usually after the first heart attack.

At the very latest by the first heart transplant.


Rebellion has always been our favorite act of conformity.


Time gives us the distance to tell the difference between our PROBLEMS & Our ISSUES.

As the smoke vanishes we are fortunate in being able to determine that we have far fewer problems than supposed if not a bunch of issues waiting to be resolved.


What can Seem Stupid is often just Too Soon to be Realized.


Poem 368A:

The Diamond is Cursed by the Same Thing that Raises its Value;

Too Much Reflection.

What broods degrades even as it grows.

And the Great Contradiction of Existence is that

Although

it May Be All an Illusion,

It is No Less Real because of it.


Nothing looks sexier on a woman than competence.


The higher the civilization, the less they leave behind.

We judge our cultures on what they build & not on what they leave alone.

Some leave monuments, others leave suggestions.


Figuring Things Out usually brings us One Step Closer to fucking it up.

Sometimes Ignorance is more Merciful than Science.


GETTING RID OF WHAT WE DON’T NEED

Is the most difficult stuff to get rid of.

 

Fortunately, there is always someone looking to take your old stuff and make it their new stuff!


We Waste A Great Deal of Time Looking for Advantages we Haven’t Earned.

 

Our Expectations are Best Met with our Best Efforts as All Faith is Enhanced by Footwork.


The Crisis doesn’t come from the acceptance that you may have been wrong all along, but in accepting that IN THE LARGER PICTURE, it doesn’t matter one way or another.

 

After all, by far the toughest thing about LOSING YOUR IDEALISM is Admitting To Yourself

What A Pain in the Ass it was in the first place.

 

Idealism, as she goes, is a high maintenance ruler.

Better a man be Pragmatic and cut the day’s rules according to the Landscape of the Hour

&

The Texture of his Need.


Anger is policy and keeping a community angry ‘weaponises’ them.

If the police were really there to keep the peace, there would be more of it.


Perhaps the only thing we fear more than not being seen for who we are is being seen for EXACTLY who we are. Which is kind of scary.


What we refuse to stand up to continues to vex us until we do.

The history of the world favors aggression because aggression survives to write the last word.


MEN & WOMEN DO NOT HATE EACH OTHER BECAUSE

THEY ARE NOT RIGHT For One Another but because they ARE.  

 

Couples Only Hate One Another in Direct Proportion to how Right They Are for The Other,

The knowledge of which we resent and yet cannot proceed without.

Hate & Love Are The Same Passion tethered by the Same Charm.


IF IT ISN’T BROKE, then by all means, Break It, Fix It and then Take Credit for Reinventing It!


Inner peace comes less from realizing your idea of yourself than letting go of your idea and accepting that that may have been the problem all along.

 

What mainly keeps us from INNER PEACE are our Ideas about it.

When there is so much to do, who has all that time for inner peace?

AGITATION TURNS THE WHEELS Of Time.

 

Even more what keeps us from inner peace is youth, which has little time for it.

CHAOS is the elixir of our reckless early springs.

 

This is not déjà vu.

But a man echoing throughout his own head while in his own mind saying “Hello!”


A paradox to consider is that

TO LOOK FOR SOMETHING IS TO LOSE SIGHT OF IT.

And if it ain’t ready to be seen, you won’t find it!

We do not see only those things we are looking for, but those things willing to be seen.

 

And when it is ready to be seen, then it was OBVIOUS all along.

Another form of time travel!


ART is always willing to expand itself to include your definition of it.

A living form can only be defined in motion.


Once we exhaust ourselves wrestling

With our Angels, the resistance we can no longer muster gives what space

We need for shelter & new invention.


Among their many claims, A WOMAN’S GREATEST GIFT

Is their ability to help save men from themselves.

To keep us distracted until we can finally figure out what the hell is going on.


Our most lasting addiction is to memories we can never live again except in our minds.


The wise man is the one cured of the need to know more than the day requires.

The toughest thing to survive in life is the limits of our own understanding.


Waiting for inspiration can be a tricky proposition since nothing tempts inspiration like WORK.

Once work have broken the chains of inertia, INSPIRATION becomes much easier to find.

 

The only things more divine than inspiration are its master, REPETITION & its handmaiden, FORM.


Never look at your AGE as the final determinant of the fulfillment of your desire, only the HOUR.

Age is Marketing, the Hours Belong to We until We Belong No more.

 

When our image becomes displeasing to ourselves, so too does our opinion.

As long as we can look ourselves in the mirror and conspire to agree, we will survive and live beyond.


Walking away from your past is certainly a whole lot easier when you are not bumping into other people’s memory of it.


The smartest kid in class is usually the one who doesn’t want others to know it.


IF A MAN IS TRULY ALLOWED TO TAKE HIS OWN MEASURE,

Then He Will NEVER TAKE MORE Than The WORLD IS Willing TO GIVE.


I recently read a story in the NEW YORKER (Yes, Virginia my darling it gets delivered to Italy) whereby someone had gotten a hold of an old number once belonging to Courtney Love and began out of frustration imitating her and answering the phone as Madame Courtney. This went on for a while before apparently, the guilty party tired of the charade and ended it after a spell. For me the only thing missing from the well told story was the obvious ending it deserved, whereby Madame Love herself calls the old number and says: “Hello Darling, This Is Courtney!

Any Calls For Me?”

 

This from someone who with friends as a teenager used to perform phone pranks.

 

There was also a game whereby we would have about 3 or 4 people call the same number over the course of a day and ask for ‘Raoul’. An exasperated person would repeatedly announce that THERE IS NO DAMN RAOUL WHO LIVES HERE So Please Stop Calling!!!

 

After which, one of us who’d not called earlier would then duly call the number late at night and say to the very annoyed person answering the phone late at night from a comfortable sleep, “Hi, My Name Is Raoul. Any Calls For Me?”

 

Oh for the days when we could so very easily get away with being Young, Dumb & Full of Cumberland.


RAPE IS DEATH AND ALWAYS CLAIMS TWO LIVES.

 

And even should one evade the law, one can never evade time

And TIME CATCHES UP TO ALL.

 

For one to believe that they can violate another so intrusively

Without bearing cost already shows evidence of madness.

 

And if we as a society cannot protect & give value to our women,

OUR SOURCE OF ENTRY ON OUR PLANET,

Then we show more than enough evidence in kind, that we do not deserve them.

 

When have we ever valued what we feel unworthy of?

 

Our job is to protect our women & children, straight up & down.

Regardless of how many satellites we can send into space.

Who feels otherwise is not worthy of our communion.


While mothers are rightfully given credit for their ability to breed life,

less is said about their equal capacity to destroy it, since it doesn’t sell very well.

 

They carry us for 9 months while we forever after apologize for the intrusion.


I have always loved the EAGLES, they’ve done great things for songwriting & music making in the time

That I have been around to absorb it.

They’ve managed to concoct a particular AMERICAN music that crosses all boundaries and borders. A

May the spirit of Glenn Frey rest well.

 

It is a great privilege to die when so much work has been contributed to the timeline

& The Angels have called us home.
 


THE GREATER POINT BEING that AL-JAZEERA Certainly Do NOT Fit the Profile

Of the bitches we want to see throwing stones at OUR heroes.

It is not wise to go into other cultures and poke their icons in the eye.

Period. It is a provocation.

 

THEY JUST GOT HERE.

 

And that we even dare question what it takes for our heroes to meet their appointments with us in such grueling & demanding sports shows how small, stingy, feckless & mean-spirited WE have in turn become.

 

 

To get my attention again, the news service will have to Change its Name

To AL-JARREAU.

 

Meanwhile we will keep our fingers crossed that Al-Jazeera doesn’t induce a wider panic & begin demanding DRUG TESTING for members of the ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME as the subsequent EXODUS would more than risk to cripple the local economy for many years to come.


When too little is left to the imagination, THE MIND WITHERS & RETREATS.

And hostility to love is bound to cause crisis for those in need of it.


..And this is the great value of our comedians whose tasks among us are to ACCENTUATE THE OBVIOUS since stating the obvious has become one of our great fears as a society. “They Say What We See That We are not Supposed to Say that We See.”

 

As Often As Not,

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR CANNOT BE SEEN until we stop looking long enough to SEE it. There is a sea of difference between LOOKING & SEEING.

 

It is mainly our SEARCHING that keeps us from finding things.


Apparently, according to my inside sources AL-JAZEERA’S NEXT expose will be based on the premise of trying to understand why it took AMERICANS so long to see CAITLYN JENNER

Coming Even After Witnessing her ‘Signaling’ as Bruce Jenner in ‘CAN’T STOP The MUSIC’ dancing with the VILLAGE PEOPLE in a Tank Top & Booty Shorts.

 

And we can now appreciate more fully the social value of that film.


A friend of mine living in Los Angeles said that the WILL SMITH film ‘CONCUSSION*’ was so effective that when he left the theatre he forgot what the film was about…..


*Memory Loss being one of the symptoms of Concussion ‘related’ impairments.

Then again, if the joke has to be explained, maybe it should have been left out…


Nothing in business is too small to matter.


My wife Francesca turned 40 on the 30th of December past. Cool!

I have never been married to a 40-year-old woman before & it feels kind of awesome.

And she has given me 2 great sons & companions & grows more beautiful by the year.

I joked with her the past years that when she turned 40 I would turn her in for a fresher model.

But I was being an idiot. I think that I will keep mine since I got the better end of the deal.

She was born the same day & year as the great Tiger Woods.

 

Luckily for me, I married the right one as Tiger was already married at the time…


FROM THE OFFICE OF SITUATIONAL ANALYSIS: Home Division-

The best conversation that I’ve heard in quite a while took place ‘cosi’:

While the Maitreya family were laying in bed one Saturday morning watching cartoons,

Our youngest son Federico, aged 3, having stripped off his ‘mutande’, his superhero themed underwear, pointed proudly to his erection and blurted out; “Guarda!” (Look!).

The Mrs. Maitreya, being an Italian mom, says proudly “O Mio Dio, Ma Che Bel Grande Pisellone!”

(Oh my God, but what a nice big penis you have)!

To which Federico, much to the amusement of his older brother Francesco intones; “Lo So”, (I Know).

He then asked his mother if she knew WHY his penis was so erect.

She answered no.

 

His reply for the ages: It’s Because I’m Happy!

Only 3, and yet, already close enough to the heart of what the situation is.

May he hang on to it, (his understanding, if not his actual penis).

At what age do we tell our children that they are OUR heroes?
 


And thank you so much for your amazing response to my work. I am never not moved by your encouraging participation in my life experience! I am now quite preoccupied by what will hopefully by God’s grace be my next project, ‘PROMETHEUS & PANDORA’.

 

We take nothing for granted as suggests the legend of HUMPTY DUMPTY.

One day, you’re HOME SWEET HOME.

The next, ‘Omelette Sweet Omelette’

& Crying in your Onions.

SM!


Ok, gotta split. I have a few questions for Rhett Oracle that I need to address.

Apparently his sources tell him that AL-JAZEERA is about to break a report that

Pharmaceutical giant PFIZER is set to release a PILL that will allow Hollywood

A List Actresses to give birth to black children without the messy & embarrassing reality

Of having to actually conceive with black men.

 

A Hollywood insider informs us that “This is great for us! This way, we can get the ‘Credibility’

we need for our ladies, without having to sully their reputations or approval ratings.”

 

More details to come on the next ‘Queen Latifah’.


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