Track List – CD1
2 – Blanket On The Ground (3:28)
3 – The Marriage of Nigaro (3:28)
4 – Giraffe (4:38)
5 – Zugebrian Blues (2:44)
6 – Les Paul Man (Love Is Love) (3:32)
7 – I’m Not Angry (I’m Just Mean) (4:10)
8 – They Went Back In Time & Killed Robert Johnson (3:16)
9 – Never Trust A Man Like Me (2:59)
10 – Mr. Casanova (3:43)
11 – Apologize To Her (3:48)
12 – I Wanna Breathe (3:48)
13 – Snowglobia (3:15)
14 – Paradise Postponed (4:44)
Track List – CD2
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This CD Does Not Exist & You Were Never Here!
THE RISE OF THE ZUGEBRIAN TIME LORDS
Written, Arranged, Produced & Performed by Sananda Maitreya*
All Songs Recorded & Engineered by Matteo ‘Sergente’ Sandri*
All Songs Mixed by Matteo ‘Sergente’ Sandri & Sananda Maitreya*
All Songs Recorded at TreeHouse Publishing Studio in Milano Italia
For TreeHouse Publishing & Your Psycho-Acoustic Pleasure!
(And if we haven’t Managed to Please, we Hope that we at least
Annoyed You Temporarily Somewhat. A slight inconvenience perhaps).
*(Except Where Specifically Indicated).
YOU CANNOT RUN AWAY FROM THE ZUGEBRIAN OCCUPATION,
YOU CAN ONLY RUN INTO IT.
AND THE RABBIT HOLE IS ALWAYS DEEPER
For The Rabbit Than It Is For The HOLE.
The Zugebrian Time Lords were VISIBLE yet INVISIBLE.
See Them at your Own Risk, yet Ignore Them At Your Peril.
They Are Everywhere YOU Are & If Not, They Are Coming.
EYE FLOATERS were created by them using FRACTAL SCIENCE
As a means of ‘Distractive Hypnosis’ and Mind Programming. It sets up a base of
Operations in the brain. For the Zugebrians, A Wormhole is a Foxhole
Is a Loophole. They also utilize through time travel technology the manipulation
Of space known as MISSING TIME EPISODES.
‘Déjà vu’ is an example of a
Missing Time Episode.
Déjà vu is an example of a
Missing Time Episode.
Created SNOWGLOBIA as a Galactic Entrapment Exercise & To Punish & Quell All Dissent.
Snowglobia encased a whole local galaxy into a small snow globe.
Snowglobia was eventually freed by the Shemalians, allies of the Zooathalon.
The ZTL can control & command the emotions through ‘EPV’s’, Electronic Pitch Variations
Sent through any digital or microchip apparatus. Everyone is ‘chipped’ or exterminated, if not ‘Reengineered’.
YOU ARE GIVEN YOUR IDENTITY. Rebels Are Swiftly Denounced & then Exterminated.
But if spared, are given a nasty case of the ZUGEBRIAN BLUES through implanted
‘PLASMA RESONANCE DEVICES’.
The Use Of Irony Is Forbidden In All Zugebrian Zones.
The Use Of Humor Is Heavily Taxed.
Only State Mandated Predetermined Thought May Be Discussed,
All ‘Personal Opinions’ Subject To ‘Reengineering’.
ALL MUSIC IS STRICTLY STATE REGULATED & LICENSED
And Very Few Licenses Are Given!
Their motto is: ‘You Either Get The Gist
Or You Get The Fist
Either Way, You Are On Our List’.
They are in alliance with:
*The Alarmist Brotherhood
*I Biaccesi (The Bitches)
*The Mutual Suspicion Alliance
& The Sworn Enemies of
Who are Close & Trusted associates of
THE ZOOATHALON, the only thing that stands between LIFE
& The Zugebrian Way.
IN EVERY PERSON’S LIFE THERE COMES A TIME
IF they can take it back from the ZUGEBRIAN Time Lords!
OCCUPATION IS THEIR MAIN OCCUPATION!
(After All, These Were The People who Went Back In Time & Killed Robert Johnson
Thereby Disconnecting the Central Matrix Reference Point from the Nexus of World history).
*Due to severe legal restrictions, the rest cannot be described.
Again we are obliged to state that this is all ‘Creative Speculation’
& bears only a slim passing resemblance to any known or promoted reality
as defined within the confines of the Zugebrian Time Lords Digital Communications Policy
Interview With the Empire- PROMETHEUS SPEAKS!
(Excerpts from a Paradise Postponed).
VERY IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER- Please Read before Proceeding!
Due to the extremely contentious nature of the ZUGEBRIANS and their ongoing engagement with
THE ZOOATHALON we are obliged to announce
That YOU ARE NOT READING THIS BECAUSE THIS DOES NOT EXIST. We repeat, WHAT YOU ARE READING DOES NOT EXIST!
AND YOU ARE NOT HERE, BECAUSE HERE IS NOWHERE Which Is Not A Legal Residence.
This transmission is technically for all intents and purposes a ‘NON ITEM’ which we are obliged to state is strictly PROPERTY OF THE ZUGEBRIAN
TIME LORDS. Claim otherwise at your own peril!!!
Now, thank you for your time, we hope that you enjoy! And thank you for NOT being in possession of
What you are reading!
This has been heavily Edited & Reviewed by W.MARMOSET YARN on behalf of the Zugebrian Time Lords & Zugebrian Time Lords Digital Communications Policy- 0014. (ZTL-DCP-0014).
Interviewed by W.Marmoset Yarn.
Assisted by Lord Godfrey Helpus.
WMY: For the uninitiated, would you care to tell us who you are?
Prometheus: Sure, although one could just Google ‘Prometheus’, and my WIKI
Page is quite thick, although they always show me as a Greek. I am a multi-dimensional
Lizard in essence and can transform into whatever colors the job requires. I take the
Appearance of a man because it serves well the task at hand and pleases me. I was
Banished from Heaven for trying to take over my father’s affairs when he was ailing
And being taken advantage of by the other restless power hungry Gods, who wanted
More than they had by rights earned. To keep the political peace, I was asked to leave.
I am he who built a moon for man to take him out of almost perpetual darkness.
I also built the SPHINX and other monuments to tie the gravity of the earth, to
The moon and the requisite stars.
Before my intervention, the poles of the earth lie East & West, tilting away from the sun, which kept most inhabitants
Immersed in a world without light. Cold, Wintry, Bitter, Harsh, Cruel, Turbulent & Mean.
A breeding ground for desperados, a sullen gloomy purgatory, a nest for naysayers & shallow graves.
HADES WOULD HAVE BEEN AT HOME HERE.
With the help of my son Atlas, I shifted the poles of the planet giving it a North/South
Orientation & Tilting the Balance to Favor More Daylight. Before me, a Few Lived in a Protected Paradise Populated sparsely by Those Whom the Gods favored,
A Purloined Pampered world of Privilege whose Price cost many a Polished pearl.
But most suffered a world with
Very Dense & Unyielding Gravity, Breathing Heavy Was the Only option.
By the Grace I inherited from my Divine father, I was able to
Provide a Spin to the Earth favorable to its Stability.
This also pissed off a lot of Gods who preferred things as they’d been before.
They might have thought about that before asking me to leave Olympus.
What did they think I was going to do, pick my nose?
Though the Toughest Part of Shifting the Planet was Having to Hunt Down all of the Dinosaurs who were Terrorizing the People.
A Few Were Allowed to Remain, Vowing to Change their Ways. We Created the Dinosaurs
Who unfortunately grew too fast and whose cunning was almost equal to our own. In the end, they threatened our More Recent Investment, Humans, & Had to be Downsized. They were like the
ZUGEBRIANS NOW, Too Mean, Too Detached, Too Smart & worst of all, Too Much Like US, but MUCH bigger. They were jealous of humans and of our interest in them as something more than a brontosaurus’ breakfast. It took a while to clear most of them, but
We finally got it down to a manageable size. Many were slain, others were shipped off planet. Some are on Saturn, some on Mars. Some Were Given Titles to Shut Them up.
A few were given space in our seas & mountains & we shrunk many of the rest to keep them underfoot. I should have known that by killing them, I was merely ‘displacing’ them and that time might risk bringing them back in another format.
That format may very well be THE RISE OF THE ZUGEBRIAN TIME LORDS.
WMY: May I ask you about the Zugebrian Time Lords?
Who are they?
Prometheus: They are a brutal and hostile occupying force, visible yet invisible
Who prey on the mind using their technology & sciences, as well as their BLACK LIGHT dark forces manipulation training to eradicate all opposition to their dominance. They do not have much time for questions, which they believe corrupt the mind. They encourage a bipolar society as a way to ease the colonization process. They first split the mind, which then moves outwards into the society they are dominating layer by layer, & then binds and mummifies them. They come in through holes in time that they create. As suits them CONFUSION IS A 4 LETTER WORD!
History Is A Constantly Evolving Debate.
As you yourself Marmoset & Lord Helpus
Would Both Know Well,
THE PAST IS A VERY NASTY BUSINESS.
And Who Controls your Past, Controls your Present Reality.
REALITY FEEDS ON ATTENTION.
And who has your attention, has the energy you give them to control it.
Your Future Is A Fantasy Until You Commit To It.
There were things that fell from PANDORA’S Box, her hallowed cube, which beguiled the world I created, but there were some things from which the world has yet to recover. While The ZOOATHALON may be a Paradise of Paradigms, Potential & Power, The Zugebrian Occupation is a Floating Feasting Dragon devouring all in its Wide & Hungry wake.
Engaging it keeps me on my toes to such an extent that by chance I created yoga. It Has Stained The Story Of My Youth & it Keeps Blessed Pandora flush with Tears & Regrets.
There are Lakes created from her Sorrows & Rivers to Rinse her Long Soft Hair.
I created the SPHINX to honor her
So naturally, She Hates Me.
WMY: What instruments do the ZTL utilize in the interest of their infiltration?
Prometheus: Both the Zooathalon & the Zugebrian Time Lords use ‘Scarabeos ’, which are time bending & transporting devices designed to sustain and repair their lives through all eventualities, save those that fate decrees ends according to its own hands. All ‘Accidents’ Are Numerical Certainties. The Scarabeo devices are highly advanced and utilize a form of
‘Neutralized Black Hole Vortex’ energy matter that transforms into many specialized expressions directed by the mind in conjunction with the machines, composed entirely of organic matter. The vessel is the computer is the sympathetic nervous system of the occupant and their sense mechanisms merge into the other as one operating vehicle, a marriage of Nerves, Wiring & Energy Field Magnetics as taught by the ancient Egyptian Scarab Teachings & Preserved by the Zooathalon. My Own Blood,
My Own Plasma contributed to this science, of which I am rightfully pleased.
AT THEIR HIGHEST LEVEL, PILOT & SHIP BECOME ONE.
Moving In & Out of Time & In & out of Vision.
These ships can become as large as motherships, some disguised as planets, or as small as microchips
Or EYE FLOATERS, which in fact the Zugebrians invented for infiltration of the mind through the perversion of Fractal Science.
They use an organic waste propulsion technology which allows the dead blood cells of the eyes to be used as masking agents & physical anchors for their microscopic transport ships, which are then used, once in the mind, as control stations from which programming and suggestive hypnosis are directed. It is an application of the Laws of Synchronicity that unfortunately, they got from me.
“I have been in the past too generous with my wages & not strict enough with my sages who break in my wild horses written from the pen of my Palomino pages. Now As Well As Then, Fantasy Fills the Movie Screens, Life Comes In Stages. They benefit most whose hearts are most courageous among men & my lovers who hide their ages.”
WMY: What are the Objectives of the Occupation?
Prometheus: THE POINT OF ANY OCCUPATION IS TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED.
IMAGINATION IS LIFE’S SEED so As always, wherever they go, They Aim to Destroy Life. After which, selling their agenda is easy.
First destroy life, then encourage belief in separation which invites intervention. REASON TRAVELS, so RIDICULE IT.
Infiltrate & divide everything, without prejudice and confuse all. Place a question mark on everything, which weakens conviction.
To encourage a belief in God ONLY as a COLLECTIVE and not a PERSONAL experience.
To encourage the limits that police themselves. To encourage rage & finger pointing, which builds prisons of opinion
That suffocate creative vision & initiative.
To teach not WE ARE ALL ONE but that WE ARE ALL ONE BIG HEADACHE.
Most Importantly: TO OBSCURE THE OBVIOUS. Suppress & Withhold the peoples knowledge of themselves, substituted by a rewriting of their history, which contains them and makes them feel inferior to those who are lording their knowledge away from them & which serves to make them resentful of their own lives.
Then again, had Pandora & I been closer, none of this would have happened.
WMY: Do you care to articulate kind sir?
Prometheus: Not really, it is a matter for another time perhaps*. Though I will say that both the
‘Snowglobia’ episode as well as the Zugebrian breach of the Time Line to remove ROBERT JOHNSON could have been impossible were it not for certain breaches of security which took incident while I
& Pandora were going through a breach in our own affairs.
WMY: What was the Significance of having Gone Back in Time & Killing Robert Johnson?
Prometheus: ROBERT JOHNSON IS CENTRALLY POSITIONED AT THE CROSSROADS OF A NEXUS IN THE FLEX & STRESS POINTS OF TIME AS IT UNFOLDED FROM THE MATRIX OF INFINITE POSSIBILITY.
THROUGH VARIOUS BLOODLINE ARCS, HE IS A CONNECTIVE THREAD FROM PAST,
PRESENT & FUTURE. HE WAS A TIME GATE. ERASE HIM, ERASE AND CONTROL THE MEMORY OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION. HE WAS THE ‘MID-POINT’, THE MIDDLE MAN,
THE ‘CRUX’ THE CRUCIFIX, the Bull’s-eye. A LOCUS ON WHOM THEY PUT THE FOCUS OF THEIR HOCUS POCUS.
And Yes, his bloodlines can be traced all the way back to ancient Jerusalem to the original Israelites. There were both Emperors & Gypsies in his veins. Removing Johnson from the time line removed also others such as Shakespeare, Leonardo, Genghis Khan & even his great descendent Chaka. No Sinatra,
No Miles, No Beatles, No Stones (neither Mick & Keith nor Fred & Barney), Nor Hendrix or Brian Jones. No Ike & Tina, No IKEA either. A BLACK HOLE EXISTS WHERE HE ONCE WAS & Its Shadow Now Rules Our Destiny.
He connects all the way from Adam & Eve to the One Who Is Still To Come.
In the arc and curve of time there are ‘bends’, fractal stress points where evolution is
Birthed and guided to its next logical space. These stress points act also as ‘TIME GATES’ and if they can be manipulated, then time & history can be restructured according to the way the time gate is reprogrammed and accessed. The Time Lords understood by examining Western ‘Hemispherics’, which is the Study of Location Dynamics as it Effects Atmospheric Probability Tables, that ROBERT JOHNSON
Represented a NEXUS FLEX POINT, which if removed from its original space, would negatively effect by subtraction all that came before and after. Such was the central importance of the life of Robert Johnson. The ZTL knew by their perversion of fractal science that Robert Johnson represented the ‘LOCUS’ of the society they wished to dominate and subdue. They understood fully well the deeper implications of Robert having gone down to the CROSSROADS where his soul was given power. A power he shared with his world until it was negated by the Zugebrian occupation and his story erased and replaced by one that spoke nothing of the conspiracy behind his demise.
In fact, one of the fundamental reasons that SNOWGLOBIA was trapped inside such a tiny galaxy was their knowledge of having been descendents of the great master Robert and his excursions into the moist starved lap of the world that opened its limbs to him. For this knowledge they were viciously suppressed & trapped inside a Snow Globe, where they could be shaken up often enough to keep them destabilized.
WMY:Who are THE SHEMALIANS?
Prometheus: The Shemalians are a tribe of ancient cosmic lineage, which were one of the better things to have arisen from Pandora’s womb of endless possibility. They are long associates of THE ZOOATHALON and are a beautiful tribe of hermaphroditic beings who reproduce within themselves containing both male and female energies in equal unfettered measure & have evolved into master healers and mediators. They are capable of speaking many languages yet mainly communicate telepathically for simplicities sake. They are very perceptive at both sending and receiving thought waves and have perfected time travel without instrumentation. They have long done battle with the ZUGEBRIAN CONFUSIONISTA’S, a menacing set of Mind Programmers & Brainwashers, who ‘rebalance mental processes’. Because of their unique makeup and abilities, the Shemalians are difficult to separate and colonize. Therefore the Zugebrians waste no time in ostracizing them from the public and circulating propaganda against them. It was through the Shemalians that we were able to gain the freedom of our citizens trapped within the Zugebrian Time Lord’s artificial time line.
Then again, all timelines are arbitrary. Some are even fickle. It gives the SPACE PROGRAM a lot to keep their eye on, I can promise.
WMY: In your own cosmology, would you consider yourself more of An ANGEL Or A VAMPIRE?
Prometheus: If You Get In My Way, It Doesn’t Really Matter.
And that is Straight from the Horse’s Plate.
A Punch in the Face feels About the Same from Either the Left or the Right Hand & the Bruise Just as Deep, the Humiliation Just as Viral. Let’s just say that without my intervention on their behalf, humans would be nothing more than arbitrary playthings of the Gods & their capricious unregulated whims. And it was primarily for this reason that I was banished from the Heavens & question marks placed next to my grievances. It has been said of me (and I paraphrase at best) that I was
“Suspended from Heaven &
Banished from Hell because both God
& The Devil Knew Him Well.”
Which one I am depends on which side of me you face. I can be Heaven or Death because I have Inherited the Seeds of Both.
After All, WHOM THE GODS WISH TO PUNISH, They Make Immortal.
And perhaps more importantly, THE PHOENIX ISN’T JUDGED BY WHAT
IT DOES WITH ITS WINGS, But On What It Does with its Ashes.
When you have come through the Fires that I have,
Then you can Call Yourself What You Want.
What Shape I Take Depends on what Shape You Need Me to Take to Get Your Attention.
WMY: If I am not prying too much, has Pandora taken human lives?
Prometheus: Of Course !
If We Create It, We Must Inhabit It Also,
This is a Seminal Law in our Understanding & Training as Responsible Creators.
She Has Had to Live her Horrors like the Rest.
She understands the Zugebrian Blues as well as would any other Goddess I might name,
& I Have Made Love To Many & Given Birth To Quite A Few.
Although Quite Private About Her Business I know that she will not mind me telling you that she was the lady depicted as the MONA LISA.
She is particularly proud of having gotten away with that one. To Know Her Is To Louvre Her, I Suppose.
She was also CLEOPATRA. She & I Both Have A Soft Spot For Queens.
Of necessity when required, she has manifested as All the Colors of the Rainbow to Balance the Flow of Evolution & Guide all Rivers to the Oceans of Reason & beyond.
WMY: Is she the mother of the Zugebrians?
Prometheus: She Forever Bears the Heavy Cross of Having Given Untimely Birth to the
Tribe that Became
THE ZUGEBRIAN TIME LORDS & their Subsequent RISE
(& Their Need To Sublimate All Things Glorious & Sublime).
SHE WAS WORTH HER WEIGHT IN GOLD
BEFORE THE SUNSET WAS PAST IT’S PRIME.
& I, like a Drunken Fool, taught them their Evil, Fractal Abstracting ways.
And Curse Dionysus for more than I can pay,
Though the Far Greater Tax are the recurrent delays,
That the accountant either puts Down to Fog
Or Writes Off as Mere Haze,
In which case new houses are built with logs
And Only the Tiles Are Glazed
And if the budget comes in on time
Even the Mrs. Is Amazed.
WMY: Might We Then Presume A Blood Connection between You & the Artist?
Was Pandora His Mother?
Prometheus: He is one of my sons. Pandora was NOT his mother,
Something she never lets me forget. She uses this to monitor & punish him and to get even with me.
His mother was a daughter of Apollo’s muse, CALLIOPE, a goddess of Music, Rhythm & Harmony.
Her name was ARETHA MAFALDA and she was an Immense Source of Comfort to me in my time of
Banishment from the Cornucopia of my Father’s Mansions. Metamorpheus is our son & he was Conceived by way of a Blanket On The Ground as it were, on As Lovely A Day As There Has Ever Been, though he were born in a storm
As Cold as a Widow’s Grave.
Those were the days that were! Although the Curse of YOUTH is that we Spend Most of our Time Apologizing for it, then Most of our Later Years looking for our Youth.
No sooner do you grab it in your hands than it is gone.
His mother descended from a tribe that understood well HEAVY KARMA and were well versed with its particulars. They Were Forever Shadowed by Difficulty & Understood Well A Paradise Postponed.
They were also chief practitioners of practical magic.
None Of My Births Are Accidents.
Robert Johnson is a descendent of mine through the blessed loins of Calliope, despite Apollo’s terse objections. And the ‘Artist’ (as well as the holographic projection of) has a specific genetic code that has crossed paths with myself as well as Robert Johnson. We all share a bastard Scots-Irish slave as a blood connection.
Though this knowledge was previously ‘TOP SECRET’ and held from him by the Space Agency that has supplied his ADVANCED BIOMOLECULAR IMPLANT to monitor has evolution. Needless to say, the Space Program likes to keep an eye on my offspring. I don’t mind, it helps me keep track of those bitches also.
FRACTAL Knowledge Empowers & Emboldens.
Inciting & Freeing what it doesn’t Freeze!
“It Isn’t Wise To Have 2 Sets Of Eyes On The Same Thing
One Might Contradict What
The Other Sees.”
Or Crown Himself As King Before He the Queen Replaces
Or shares with her the nimble graces her attention guarantees.
HE CAN AFFORD TO WEAR LOOSE SHOES WHOM NO ONE CHASES
& All Scary Monsters Once Had Other Dreams.
As All Horses in the Stable When They Sleep Walk through their Races
Quietly by the Stream, in the Moonlight, Where They Plot their Paces
Hoping to Save Face if Fate Comes to Blame
Enabled by the Saddle of Fortune
& The Bridle of Fame.
Let us just say that our Metamorpheus has had to learn to work WITH & not AGAINST his dragons.
All of my sons attract dragons, though not all survive them. I suspect that this is why his price on the Black Market Death Lottery has always been uncomfortably high for my comfort. Then again, either way life is like Chinese Dragons:
Szechuan & Half A Dozen of the Other.
But he is my blood & PLASMA SCREAMS, if it says anything at all.
I have already had to raise him from ‘Nigor Mortis’ as it were. It has been a Rough Ride, but he is a Roughrider, so It All Evens Out in the End.
WMY: Well, as the song says: ‘Here We Are No Matter Where We Are’-SIAMO QUI.
Prometheus: Exactly. Then again, if today is the first day of the rest of your life, as has been written, then why should we be so afraid of ALZHEIMERS? Live it as it comes, after all A HALO CAN BECOME A NOOSE Quite Quickly. I advise my children to avoid them, “Too Much ‘Bling’ brings more Attention than the Thing”. And a “Cross should never Bring More Loss than it Costs”.
OK, I’ve gotta get going now, I promised ATLAS that I’d help him with some Roadwork’s & Remodeling. He Is Thinking of Moving THE SPHINX.
Maybe to Europe, Hopefully Not Belgium.
I Always Thought That It Should Have Been in Jamaica, but I was High at the Time.
Atlas is Quite a Fastidious boy, One of My Proudest Achievements & he Hates It when I Am Late.
His Schedule Reigns Supreme in his Schematic or his Scoliosis gets Sclerotic!
& He Blames Me Still For Him Having Been Circumcised & Losing Most of Atlantis.
He Doesn’t Dig ARCHEOLOGIST’S Too Much either. He Blames Them for His CAVITIES
& Calls Them All A ‘Bunch of Mummies’ Boys’.
He Always Calls a Spade A Spade.
The Sharper the Shovel
The More Shallow the Grave.
Atlas is still angry over having been disqualified from the first Olympics for in the Decathlon Having Used the Actual Earth itself as a Shot-Put, thereby Scaring the Crap out of All the Judges & Flooding The Other Events. Much for the Same Reason We Never Encouraged Him to go Drinking & Bowling, As You Might imagine.
WMY: Lord Prometheus it has been ‘Un Piacere Serene’ to have had this opportunity to record your thoughts.
Godspeed and give your father ZEUS my warmest regards.
‘AD GLORIAM DEI’!
Prometheus: You are more than welcome, Anything For My Players in the Game of Life.
As for Zeus tell him yourself,
Though he doesn’t hear as well as he used to, He Listens, Unless one of the young Gods is Playing A Joke on him and Hiding his Ear Trumpet. We tried to ‘Pitch In’ and get him a Hearing Aid but the Old man Is Old School & Prefers Something He Can Throw at us When He’s Angry.
He Once Heard A Goddess introduce Herself as a THESPIAN and Thought That She Was Just A Lesbian with A Lisp!
I always thought he stood too close to GABRIEL when he was blowing that loud trumpet, but father always loved the sound of a good strong horn.
We all have our Achilles Heel, LOVE IS LOVE.
WMY: And would you like to say more about the ZUGEBRIAN TIME LORDS fabled MISSING TIME Episodes?
Prometheus: ‘Déjà vu is a missing time episode.
Déjà Vu is a missing time episode.
WMY: Would you repeat that please?
Prometheus: NOW LET ME EXPLAIN AGAIN:
And That Is All there is Do You understand?
Prometheus: But I too can provide you with Missing Time Experiences.
I Can Give You An ‘ASTRALECTOMY’, one of my specialties.
WMY: And What Is An ‘Astralectomy’?
Prometheus: An Astralectomy is Where I Hit You So Hard, You See Stars!
It Also Heals Eye Floaters.
WMY: Any Parting Words?
Prometheus: THE RISE OF THE ZUGEBRIAN TIME LORDS
IS VERY, VERY REAL.
Still, Remember this; THE SHAPE OF YOUR MIND IS THE SHAPE OF YOUR WORLD
& To Live Free Is The Only Solution.
LIVE YOUR TRUTH & All Days Are Revelations.
We Are Connected Rings, The MAN IN THE WHEELCHAIR is handling YOUR business as well.
EVEN WHEN IT IS MOVING SIDEWAYS, TIME MARCHES ON.
The Wages of Synchronicity Always Pay on Time if not on Schedule.
What We Put In Comes Back, the Earth Does Not Spin Away From Us.
There Are No FRACTAL FABLES, What Matters To Your Heart Is Real.
Most Of Our Time Spent Searching, Is Wasted In Looking for what We Already Have.
WHO YOU ARE Is Not As Important As What You Think Of It.
As For Philosophy or Shoes, If It Doesn’t Fit, Then It isn’t Yours.
IF YOU DON’T USE AS MUCH, YOU DON’T NEED AS MUCH.
The GIRAFFE Developed A Long Neck To See Beyond Contradictions.
Speaking of Scarabs: One Man’s Beetle Is Another Man’s Roach,
Though to both the Roach & the Beetle One Man is One Less Idiot Than 2.
ALL SCARY MONSTERS ONCE HAD OTHER DREAMS.
IMMORTALITY IS OVERRATED Unless You Have A Very Short Memory
& A Very Thick Skin.
ONCE UPON A TIME Is ALWAYS Upon A Time.
THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST But It Is usually The Second Cut that kills you.
If You Do Not Love Yourself, Love Has No Basis In Reality & Cannot Prosper Beyond A Dream.
What we think of Other People Buying Influence Has A LOT To Do with Whether WE Can Buy Influence.
If you Can Afford it, GET IT. INFLUENCE IS EVOLUTION.
IT’S YOURS and You Can Do What You Want with it.
SILENCE IS GOLDEN. Unless Your Nose Is Bleeding, then it is Good to SAY SOMETHING.
& Last But Not Least, if at all possible, always try to stay at least One Half Step Ahead of Your Own EULOGY. If You Can Hear It, It Is Not A Good Thing. Once the choir starts warming up, it is time to go.
Then Again, One Can Always Return To Zooathalon,
THE LAND OF OPEN DOORS
Where You Will Find Your Joy!
*Unless You Are Insisting On Experiencing the Discomfort of MISSING TIME ATTACKS
Or A Formidable Case of the Zugebrian Blues,
This transmission is but a Figurative Aspect of your Tired Stressed & Deluded Imagination. This has been
A ZTL Public Service Announcement! WHAT YOU ARE READING DOES NOT EXIST
& You Were Never Here.
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