Greetings Good People of the ZUGEBRIAN Occupation. The Time Lords (Zoo-GEB-ree-un) intercepted an earlier transmission, which would have allowed for the release of this material much earlier. We were forced to go through our ZOOATHALON allies in order to facilitate this communication. The ‘SCARABEO’ also, among its many features, functions as a message service. Friends of ours have had their world atomized to the size of such that can fit inside a snow globe, by the same Time Lords who had previously gone Back in Time and Killed the fabled Blues master Robert Johnson. The original name of their galaxy was removed from their memories and they now inhabit ‘SNOWGLOBIA’, which has been sold to them as a new idea in safe communal living, and one for which they should be grateful. They are instructed by their captors to accept the hard cold facts that, ‘THERE’S NO GLOBIA LIKE SNOWGLOBIA’ and the other favorite, ‘SNOWGLOBIA IS BETTER THAN NO GLOBIA AT ALL’!
Naturally their world is entirely controlled by Zugebrian Time Lord technology, a ‘Remote’ quite similar to a television’s through which the weather, atmosphere, and holographic visions may be programmed. And they are obliged to a ‘WEATHER TAX’ or they get troublesome weather and unpredictable natural conditions. And the Snow inside the Globe is treated in such a way as to cause amnesia and allergies when the snows are Shaken, if not Stirred. Only the fittest of mind can weather through these tumultuous circumstances until their capable allies in the Zooathalon can get to their cause after they finish their mission to the GILEAD POWER STATION, where they must disenable a BOMB.
These 3 songs attempt to dispel confusion regarding the plight of those trapped in the ‘Headspace’ of ‘SNOWGLOBIA’, and each in their own way acknowledges the difficulties and challenges ahead, with a simple universal sentiment attached, to be understood by all within earshot of their stolen reality, “ GET US OUT OF HERE”!!!
I must go now; the Zugebrians have sent an EYE FLOATER to distract me, as their Eye Floaters, which they conceived of, have vast hypnotic and paralyzing effect. (And as the Zugebrian saying goes: “If the Eye Floaters Don’t Get To You, the British Will”).
WELCOME TO CHAPTER 2: ‘SNOWGLOBIA’!
And thank you for your ongoing interest in this process.
‘Siamo Qui’ *,
P.S. Thanks to my Recording Engineer Matteo Sandri & Social Engineer Francesca Francone Maitreya for their invaluable assistance.
* SIAMO QUI is an italian phrase that means ‘we are here’
LEAKED ZUGEBRIAN MEMO DOCUMENTS!
UNDERMINE & OVERTAX!
WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, THE BEST DEFENSE IS PAPERWORK. REGULATE ALL!
NO MAN IS AN ISLAND. BUT THEY CAN BE A PENINSULA, AS LONG AS THEY ARE ATTACHED TO US.
DISCIPLINE IS A STAVE AGAINST DEPRESSION. WEAKEN THEM.
MAKE THEM ASHAMED OF THEIR DESIRES, AND THEN CONSTANTLY PROMOTE THEIR DESIRES, it keeps them angry, lost and confused!
TAKE THE MEASURE OF WHAT THEY LOVE, and then undermine it. They will come looking to us for approval, which we will only ever give conditionally (for profit).
Turn their wisdom into ridicule in the presence of the children.
NEVER LET THEM GET TOO COMFORTABLE, or they might figure out the game.
Sell them a morality that can be easily manipulated at our convenience.
WE DON’T WANT THEM AWAKE, we want them ALERT.
FORCE THEM INTO AN AGGRESSIVE STANCE, that we may have reason to attack them.
Constantly change the rules. Betray what they think they know. The emotional uncertainty will arrest and detain them and allow us to keep our edge.
INSULT THEM, and then compromise them for daring to stand up for themselves.
MAKE THEM ARGUE until they lose faith in one another.
CREATE THE CONDITIONS that they will come to us to save them from. It is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Teach that SATISFACTION is ‘Soon Come’ and that living in the moment is the spiritually important matter. This will keep them separated from their will and teach that ‘Satisfaction’ is spiritually selfish. Teach that deferring their dreams is spiritually mature, that NOT HAVING is more desirable than HAVING as proof of their level of (non) Attainment.
Make THEM pay for all objects we use against them, but sell it to them as ‘PROGRESS’.
WHAT BRINGS MEN TOGETHER ARE THEIR ‘IDEALS’, but what BINDS them are their VICES. By all means exploit this fact!
WHEN THEY SWALLOW THEIR PRIDE THEY LOSE HEART. Swallow, swallow, swallow!
When in doubt, produce more doubt.
Every now and then, PRODUCE A DRAMA THAT CAN’T BE EXPLAINED, and then OSTRACIZE those attempting to offer an explanation.
ALWAYS FIRST ACCUSE THEM of what we ourselves are doing, yet punish THEM for it.
Encourage DOUBLE STANDARDS, it keeps the people suspicious and antagonistic towards one another and separates the bold from the timid. Find the Bold and beat them down in front of the timid.
THEY DON’T HAVE TO KNOW WHY THEY ARE BEING BEATEN, it is only important that they know that they are being beaten. BY US. It is what we do!
CONFUSE THE MOTHER, and the whole family belongs to us!
PROMOTE FEAR OF TRAVEL, to keep those bitches at home and easier to contain.
PROMOTE MYSTERY but SUBDUE FAITH. This is Key.
Always add insult to injury. There is no point in tripping a man, unless he falls on his face.
INVENT THINGS THEY DO NOT NEED, and sell it to them at a PREMIUM.
DISCOURAGE THE PURSUIT of that which doesn’t have to be bought, in order to be appreciated.
NEVER LET THE PEOPLE BECOME CONTENT with their own image. Keep changing it and they will keep chasing it.
DO NOT encourage a belief in a GOD nor REASON, which may inspire them. Encourage instead a belief in CHANCE, which we CAN control.
ONCE THEY STEP OUTSIDE OF THE PROFILES we assign them, KILL or REPLACE THEM. We mustn’t go soft. Once ONE steps beyond the labyrinth, the rest are prone to follow.
Likewise CORRUPT ALL HEROES or get rid of them.
Teach that WEALTH always equals MONEY, not Experience or Values. Make them fear that without MONEY, there is no LIFE or Chance.
Dumb down ALL content, and then mock them for being stupid.
REMOVE THEIR CHANCES OF SUCCESS, and then badger them for leaving.
We are CONFUSIONISTAS and DIFFICULTARIANS, and we mustn’t be ashamed. It is how we roll. Confusion always plays to our advantage.
Again, teach SELF DENIAL. Self-Acceptance courts & tempts Independence.
Encourage WASTE, and then tax it, recycle it, and sell it back to them.
KEEP THEM ALL ON LISTS. It chastens them and is profitable.
THERE IS NO ‘TRUTH’, there is only what we want them to believe. And THAT is truth enough.
Never, ever explain the ‘TETRAHAMMAGRAM’ or it will be the END of us! Breaches are at the expense of death.
The preceding leaked ZUGEBRIAN TIME LORDS MEMO can be vouchsafed by these members of THE COUNCIL OF DIMINISHED FIGURHEADS:
Polly Mathis, Vinnie Qua, Horace Tuwater, Helen Bach, Nick Sanbruzes, Nixon Cutts, Hammond Deggs, Kitty Hawkins, Sally Fields- Zalright, Don Winslow Homer Simpson, Bertha Butts-Boogie, Biggie ‘Smalls’ Santal, O.Ryan Spelt, Whoopi Cushion-Goldstein and the entire membership of the Zooathalon Allies, ‘I Biaccesi’. It has also been vetted by the highly secretive members of the supportive though stealth, ‘So Be It’ Union.
This memo has been accused of being an elaborate HOAX by an organization empathetic to the Zugebrian Time Lords, ‘The Committee for THE BANAL RETENTIVE’.
Sananda Maitreya (Honorary Zooathalon Affiliate)!
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MILANO 25th March 2014
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